bad day

[stupid]

here is my bad day
set of for work at 4 oclock this morning in my camper van going up to woodham ferres went round the corner to the blind crest and saw a shape in the middle of the road was a blody horse hit the brakes but still hit the thing blody great dent in the bonnet ant grill .
got to work picked up my 7.5 hire truck and headed into london going down the embankment heading for big ben the road narrows cos of road works im on the in side lane 18 ton truck on my out side and parked halfe on the road half on the pavment was a truck doing some drops now the 18 ton starts to push me over i had no where to go hit the truck and ripped open the side of the hire truck chairs all over the place .
got sorted out made it to mayfair unloading and a traffic warden starts giveing me a ticket so in temper through my arm in the air knocked the pratts cap off he called the coppers they took me to the local station charged me with assallt got back home at 10.30 tonight .
mr pirate you sure u still want me to drive to frankly

[smokedsalmonkid]

wow and i thought my day was bad cause i cut my finger fairplay you won LOL

[lotus791]

you sure your not related to any of the smirfs   

[MR Piraterc]

Pappa OAP Smurf lol what are you like dude

[megacrash]

Steve your my ****ing hero